Serious Zen

Let’s face it, the majority of films these days simply don’t live up to expectations. In fact, most of them seem to be tired remakes, boring adaptations, or just all-around fat pieces of overblown and overwrought Hollywood trash. In short, these are movies that you should NOT see under any circumstances (including but not limited to being held hostage, being offered a briefcase with $1,000,000 in unmarked bills, or feeling like you’re in one of those “I don’t want anything serious” kind of moods). With that in mind, here’s our ever-evolving list of movies that suck (which excludes, of course, a host of films that are undoubtedly bad but which we have not seen):

2006 Losers
Basic Instinct 2
The Break-Up
Final Destination 3
Freedomland
The Lake House
The Pink Panther
Poseidon
R.V.

2005 Losers
The Amityville Horror
Bad News Bears
The Dukes of Hazzard
Fantastic Four
Fever Pitch
Flightplan
Fun With Dick and Jane
A History of Violence
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Hostage
The Longest Yard
Monster-in-Law
Red Eye
The Ring Two
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